Rule of Thumb

The size of stick to beat your wife!Hideous, starting to lose my marbles!It doesn’t get any better, what’s that, tits up!Fight or flight, sink or swim, on with the show!What beautiful thighs, sexy feet and toes you have gorgeous!This farcical virus, but it’s treated as real by those who rule us!Satirical or sarcastic, taking the piss, aloof, rude, totally arrogant.They’re covert narcissists on an imperial holiday, run for your life!